Typical thoughts of a cat in a five-minute period:
Notice me. Don't stare though - or ignore me, that's rude. Just give me some space. Where's the food? Not that food, I don't like that food today. Yes, I know I liked it yesterday, but I've changed my mind. I might sit on your lap now. Yes, that's good. Now I'm going to claw you, stick my butt in my face, and climb on your magazine. You're boring, I'm going for a sleep. Oh my god, that dog's still here.
And all the while, we maintain a serene exterior, so you humans just think, 'Oh, there goes Cat again, looking sleek, sophisticated and awesome…again'. And yes, it's true, we do invariably look sleek, sophisticated and awesome. But like a swan gliding along a river, there's a lot more going on beneath the surface than you could possibly imagine. We're not two-dimensional (like dogs), we're not predictable (like dogs), and we're not all the same (like dogs). We're complex. We're all different. We can do amazing things. And to prove it, we've come up with a list of the world's ten most incredible cats.
And what's this got to do with the cat in your life, I hear you ask? It's all about the benefits of catnip. And why do cats like catnip? Well, just add premium 100% natural catnip to their day and find out: it's a surefire way of enabling us too to become the best version of ourselves. Any cat can dare to dream – just dish out the Cat Crack (free hit) and see what happens!
So…make yourself a 'human relaxation drink' (coffee/wine), pull up a chair (so you can get yourself into a 'lap' position), invite us on board, and prepare to be amazed, as we take you on a whisker-stop tour of the world's coolest kittie-cats. Let's meet….
The World's Ten Most Incredible Cats
1. Stewie: The Stretchy Sensation
Cats like stretching – that's just a fact. We love to feel our spine cracking. We love to be long. But one guy called Stewie – a Maine Coon – took it to the max. He measured 48.5 inches from nose to tail, which is almost as long as Tom Cruise. He could take up an entire couch - living the dream! On the downside, if he stuck his head out of a cat flap and saw it was a nice day, it could be raining by the time his butt made it through. For the average cat looking to get longer, just practice that stretching – and what makes you want to stretch more than a good catnip session?! Nothing. So have a (free hit) and get involved!
2. Lilieput: The Tiny Titan
Standing just 5.25 inches tall, Lilieput's tiny little legs made her the shortest cat on earth. (Editor: why didn't they call her Liliepuss? Seems like a missed opportunity). This mini-munchkin from California, packed a lot of sass into her small, tortoiseshell frame, showing that being vertically challenged doesn't mean you can't stand tall. And if you're a cat who's a little on the short side – beef up your confidence with some catnip! It's a superpower!
3. Crème Puff: The Amazingly Ancient
Crème Puff lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days, making her the oldest cat ever. This Texan senior catizen must have had more lives than…well…nine. Her longevity was a testament to the loving care of her human and perhaps even a steady diet of catnip. Just kidding – or am I? With a fair wind, a happy cat is a long-living cat, and catnip sure does make us happy!
4. Colonel Meow: The Fluffy Furball
Colonel Meow, a Persian-Himalayan mix, was known for his incredibly long fur, measuring up to 9 inches. This Los Angeles-based fur-ball became an internet sensation thanks to his luscious coat. Catnip can't make your hair grow longer, but it does get those imaginative juices flowing – what's your cat-dream?
5. Didga: The Tricky Trickster
Dogs claim they are more intelligent than us because they can be taught tricks, much like performing monkeys. Cats can be taught tricks, though - we mostly just can't be bothered. But one could…an Australian called Didga. (Editor: did he have a twin called Re-doo?). Didga performed 24 tricks in just one minute. From skateboarding to high-fives, Didga did all sorts. It's a shame no one likes a show-off. If the cat in your life wants to feel as sharp as possible, the addition of some catnip into their daily routine can help them achieve their goals.
6. Scarlett: The Mega Mom
Scarlett, a stray from Brooklyn, made headlines when she saved her five kittens from a burning building. Her act of heroism touched hearts worldwide, and proved that cats can be super-courageous. But what if you're a scaredy-cat? Catnip is wonderful for making you feel that bit more tough and resilient – even if only in your head!
7. Maru: The Box-lovin' Badass
Maru, the Scottish Fold from Japan, became an internet superstar thanks to his love of boxes. (Editor: I love boxes too). With around 500 million views on YouTube across various videos, Maru's philosophy was simple: if I fit, I'm getting into it. For the lazy and less imaginative, a sniff of Cat Crack will get us exploring.
8. Tama: The Ruler of Railways
Tama from Japan saved a failing railway station by becoming its official station master. I mean, what cat wouldn't do the same? Her presence attracted tourists, revitalizing the local economy, and pretty much saving the whole world. (Editor: hyperbole). Her job was simple: greet commuters and look adorable. Sounds easy, but she needed to have the idea, and that's where catnip comes in – give us some catnip, and we too can be our incredible best selves.
9. Stubbs: The Marvellous Mayor
Stubbs, a ginger cat from Alaska, went one step further, serving as his hometown's honorary mayor…for 20 years. Known for sipping catnip-laced water from a wine glass (really!), Stubbs is genuine proof that catnip helps felines achieve fantastic things.
10. Lil Bub – The Feline Fundraiser
Lil Bub, known for her adorable appearance due to various genetic quirks, raised over $1,000,000 for 'special needs' animal charities. This mini-but-mighty cat from Indiana, proved that being different is amazing - so give us some Cat Crack, and allow us to be us!
Catnip: Nature's Super Supplement
So, what does catnip do to cats? It's all about a 100% natural compound called nepetalactone, which binds to cat-specific receptors in our noses, triggering feelings of joy, and helping us hit new heights, whatever our personal pussycat ambitions.
And is catnip safe for cats? Catnip for cats is 100% natural, non-toxic and non-addictive. For most cats the effects are short-lived, so having 'too much' isn't really a concern – if we do, as it's non-toxic, the worst that can happen is a little grogginess and an upset stomach. Best to ease us in gently, though – we might be aiming for greatness, but we want to start slowly!
For now, just reach for the Cat Crack (free hit), celebrate these feline legends, and who knows, maybe one day your furry friend might follow in their pawprints!
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