Today, in a top pussycat poll, Daily Mews readers crowned Tomcat Hanks their favorite cat actor of all time, beating off furry faves including Brad Kitt, Furrison Ford, Catalie Portman, Sigourney Whiskers, and Leonardo DiCatnip.
What better way to celebrate Tomcat's cannon of work than to 'catnips and chill,' by dishing out a dose of your preferred catnip, cozying up on that sofa you love scratching, and watching some of his greatest hits? To help, we've come up with our Top Ten Tomcat Hanks movies - so take your pick, and then you can roll, sniff, and snooze your way to happiness, health, and contentment with one of his feline-friendly favorites.
That ten-to-one countdown is coming up – but first, let's set the scene!
How to Give Cats Catnip, So They Can Enjoy a Tomcat Hanks Movie Night
It's time to set the stage for catnip movie night. To ensure a purr-fectly enjoyable viewing / cat-nipping experience, we recommend the following steps:
- Prepare the Space: Set up a comfy movie corner, with enough props (E.G., toys, a cat scratch post) and space for all catnip activities.
- Choose the Right Catnip: Select high-quality catnip for cats (free hit). Always read the label. Look for products that are 100% natural with a high (78%) nepetalactone content: enjoy the best, forget the rest. We recommend dried catnip as your go-to dose, but for the more easily distracted, catnip toys work just as well.
- Introduce the Catnip: Scatter a small amount of catnip (or place catnip toys) in the viewing area. If using toys, place them within easy reach. Adjust amounts as needed.
- Start the Movie: Turn on your chosen Tomcat Hanks film – see the countdown below!
- Monitor and Enjoy: Keep an eye out to make sure everyone's having a good time—caring is sharing! Every cat reacts differently to catnip, so be prepared for everything from zoomies to flood-level dribbling a blissful snooze—and remember, don't judge. This isn't the Oscars, baby; anything goes!
- Post-movie Chill: After the movie, provide some fresh water and a comfortable spot to relax. A calm environment is ideal, just in case anyone has over-indulged, and has a bit of a catnip hangover!
So. You've set the scene. You've scored some Cat Crack (free hit). You've done a tactical wee. You're ready. So here comes the countdown – it's time to pick your movie. Is your go-to Tomcat Hanks film on the list? Let's see..
Our Top Ten Tomcat Hanks Films
10. Sullycat
The miraculous true story of a cat pilot who lands a plane on a river, saving all passengers. Catnip - of course - plays a crucial role in keeping our hero calm and focused during the crisis.
9. Cat Me If Mew Can
A young, clever, fundamentally dishonest kitten, played by Leonardo DiCatnip, remains forever on the run from a determined agent, played by Tomcat Hanks, who wants him to grow up and become a cat. Their chase spans continents and is filled with catnip-fuelled escapades.
8. Sleepless in Seattle Coz of Catnip
Two lonely cats, kept awake by the powerful (and awesome) effects of high-grade catnip, find solace in each other's company. Their late-night meowing turns into a beautiful, weepie love story, proving that catnip can make dreams come true. Tomcat plays opposite the demure Mog Ryan. Don't forget the tissues!
7. Bridge of Paws
During the Cold War between cats and dogs, Tomcat Hanks plays a lawyer who negotiates the exchange of a captured dog for a missing cat. The film explores themes of loyalty, bravery, and the calming effects of catnip.
6. Big (Cat)
A young kitten makes a wish and wakes up in an adult cat's body. Navigating the challenges of being a grown-up, he discovers the joys of catnip, and the importance of never losing one's inner kitten.
Intermission: Can Cats Eat Catnip?
We're halfway through the countdown – time for some ice cream, popcorn, or cat nip. But can cats eat catnip? Of course! Just stick to good quality, 100% natural, high potency (78% nepetalactone) Cat Crack, and you can't go wrong – but remember, catnip is not a meal; it's like a supplement that supplements your life with joy! Don't overdo it, or you might feel a bit sleepy and have an upset tum-tum.
Now, it's on with the countdown. Has your favorite Tomcat Hanks film featured so far – can you guess what the No. 1 will be?
5. Saving Private Lion
During World War II, a brave cat-talion embarks on a deadly mission to find and bring home Private Lion, whose lion brothers have all fallen in battle. Along the way, they share tales of catnip-induced bravery and bonding.
4. Road to Purrdition
The dark tail of a mob enforcer cat and his son, on the run from their criminal past. Along their way, they find solace in each other and in the simple pleasure of getting off their rockers on catnip.
3. Cast Away Cat
Stranded on a desert island, our hero finds meaning in a table tennis ball named Whiskers, and a magical never-ending stash of catnip. I mean, why would you even want to go home? As he struggles to survive and keep his spirits high, he is regularly mashed off his nut.
2. You've Got Mail From the Vet
A cat and a vet (Tomcat reprising his winning rom-com double-header with Mog Ryan), unaware of each other's true identities, fall in love through anonymous emails. Their budding romance is peppered with humorous and saucy exchanges about the best catnip toys.
1. Purr-rest Gump
An all-time classic. Follow Purr-rest Gump, a simple cat with a big heart, as he navigates life's adventures with unwavering innocence and a knack for being in the right place at the right time. Purr-rest's journey is packed with heart-warming moments and famous lines such as: 'Life is like a tub of catnip – you never know how high you can fly until you try.'
So, there we have it. Daily Mews readers have spoken, Tomcat Hanks is your favorite actor, and as you've already told us, Cat Crack is your favorite catnip: now you know how to enjoy one and the other at the same time! Here's to many happy evenings of entertainment and catnip-blessed bliss! (Free hit).
And why do cats like catnip? Why wouldn't they…